Saturday, November 12, 2011
My Lovely Daughter
Monday, September 19, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
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Genjo Sanzo
Wednesday, June 15, 2011
Tuesday, June 14, 2011
Friday, June 10, 2011
If a friend considered you as best friend yet she doesn't listen to any words of yours, what do you call her? At times, I feel reluctant to give any suggestion/ advise to her. Always self-centered, and I don't like that attitude of hers... Perhaps she just feels very lonely, and simply take me as she can talk to, and making me out of her puppet best friend...
Friday, May 13, 2011
6 Important Life Lessons
Lesson 1: Naked Wife
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, “I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.” After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.
After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 dollars and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks,…
“Who was that?” “It was Bob the next door neighbor,” she replies. “Great!” the husband says, “Did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the administration clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 3
A priest offered a lift to a Nun. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said,”Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest removed his hand. But,changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, “Father, remember Psalm 129?” The priest apologized “Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.” Arriving at the convent, the nun went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, “Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.”
Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him,”Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.
Lesson 5: Power of Charisma
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Moral of the story:
1. Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy
2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend
3. And when you’re in deep shit, it’s best to keep your mouth shut!
Source: http://www.facebook.com/notes/funcagecom/6-important-life-lessons/10150158816464162
Wednesday, February 16, 2011
Wednesday, February 9, 2011
Friends...?
Sincerely, I wonder what place do I have in them...
I thought I havent seen them for so long, when I somehow show up in front of them, I sensed that they dont really want to see me, just tagging along like the show...
I tried MSN, it came out with the same result. It was funny that you can judge them easily by how non-responsive they are. Lol, ya, no, are the most frequent used terms that being used by them...
Also, I'm willing to bet, to those who 'knows' me, after reading this blog, they will come and find me and talk about this matter. How predictable can things be...
BUT
To my all friends,
I tell you what, I dont need your FUCKING pity, and feel free to un-befriend me in Facebook. It makes your life a lot easier, I supposed, without me. And look at the bright side, the number of stalkers who stalk you drop by one. (Congrats!)
Of course, I will get sad, just a little, to learn about the truth, frankly speaking. Yet, I know the odds well. So, dont worry...
Fuck You,
SY Leong